I JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND WOMAN

if you're well dressed, she thinks you're a playboy.
if you're not, she thinks you're a bum.
if you kiss her, you're not a gentleman.
if you praise her, she thinks you're lying.
if you don't, you're as good as nothing.
if you agree with all her likes, she abuses.
if you don't, she doubts your love.
if you don't, she accusses you of double-crossing.
if you visit another, she raises hell.
if she is visited by another....."eh! its natural for a girl.!"
if you're aminute late, she complains its hard to wait.
if you're on time, for hours she makes you wait.
if you propose love right away, you're a fresh guy.
if you postpone it later, she wonders why.
if you attempt romance, she says you don't respect her.
if you don't, she says you're dry.
if you contradict her, you're impossible. if you don't, she thinks you're guillible. oh! woman.....you are so simple yet so complex so confusing yet so desirable